i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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