He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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