Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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