So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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