I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
is it fun? or sober?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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