Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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