I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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