Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
