it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
