Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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