We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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