i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My ATM looks so different sober.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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