How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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