Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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