:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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