I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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