im drinking this country out of the recession.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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