Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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