we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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