Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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