Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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