I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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