Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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