: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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