I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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