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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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