real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she told me i tasted like america
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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