Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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