i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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