I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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