brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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