My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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