i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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