So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
