I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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