a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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