Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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