Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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