normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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