I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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