She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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