Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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