Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im holly from the hills drunk
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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