Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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