I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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