Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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