well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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