I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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