Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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