I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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