Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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