when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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