: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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