Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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