i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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